Marriage

Before and After Marriage
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!!!

FRIENDSHIP SMS

LIC NEW FRIENDSHIP POILCY
ASSURED FRIENDSHIP FOR
LIFE ON A PREMIUM OF SENDING
AT LEAST ONE MSG PER MONTH
TO REGISTER GIVE A MISS CALL NOW......

COOL SMS

1 stone is enough 2 break a glass,
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart
1 sec is enough 2 fall in love
And 1 friend like u is enough
2 live a life!!!!

FRIENDSHIP SMS

Birth is "START OF LIFE",
Beauty is "ART OF LIFE",
Love is "PART OF LIFE",
Death is "LAST OF LIFE",
BUT, Friendship is the "HEART OF LIFE".

Lovable number "143",
Lovable symbol "Rose",
Lovable place "Taj Mahal",
Lovable day "14 Feb",
Lovable organ "Heart",
Lovable friend "U"....

My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins.
& 1'min=60'secs. but she never told me that
1'sec.without a FRIEND like U is equal to 100'years.

"FRIEND": who is
F: First for me.
R: Ready anytime for me.
I: Inspires me.
E: Enjoys life with mi.
N: Never forgets me.
D: Dear! Its YOU.

Wat will I do if god gives me 24 hrs before death?
I will be with u 23 hrs.
now u r thinking wat abt d last hr,
in tht hour i will search someone 2 care 4 U..

MARRIAGE SMS & JOKES

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation
and may I express an appreciation of your determination
to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination
to bring an accumulation to the population.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

FUNNY SMS

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message

FUNNY SHAYRI'S

"Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.... "

"Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kya huaa. Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge.."

"Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.."

"Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela, .... Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye. "

"Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita"

"Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe
hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE" !!!

"aasman mein char tare aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya "

FUNNY SMS

Happiest man is one ,
whose daughters photo is on Femina cover,
Son - on India today
wife - missing people magine...

FRIENDLY SMS

When U mix rice in milk ,
U call it kheer...
when U mix vinegar in
U call it paneer...
when U mix my dosti , in ur life,
U call it Takdeer.......

COOL SMS

what is true frndship ?
I cry - U cry, I sad - U sad,
I laugh - u laugh, U jump out
of window, I look down,
I m still laughing....