MARRIAGE SMS & JOKES

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation
and may I express an appreciation of your determination
to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination
to bring an accumulation to the population.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"